Kind of Thing You Fall Into

The topic of the day: the problematic mysteries of love
 Try'n to quantify the who's and what's and whys
 Makes a boring dissertation
 How should we proceed? Forget everything you have known 'til now
 Put your pride aside, quit floating with the tide
 And the patent complications
 I'm serious here! Do you see me laughing?
 Your heart knows what to do
 Puttin pressure on love will never make it happen
 It's the kind of thing you fall into
 Like you didn't know, losing balance makes you find your feet
 Cathartic for the soul, relinquishing control
 Confident that all will work out
 So, when I give the word, make sure we are put together well
 Leave it all to me. Endeavour to impede
 Your size 12's piercing your mouth
 Stay out of our way. Leave it to the master
 Yeah... good advice for you
 Quit pushin' for more. Love don't grow no faster
 It's the kind of thing you fall into
 (We are here to solve the problematic mysteries of love)
 Trembling, wow. It may be time for you to make a move
 Would it be allowed? Should we tell her now?
 Talk about your frightless foray
 She's too far away. Move a little closer - there, that's good
 Captivating stares. Whispers in the air
 Kinda wish you had a breath mint, eh?
 See what I mean? You dared, no sorrow
 From this wondrous rendezvous
 Suffice it to say, there's more tomorrow
 And when you make the call
 You won't regret at all
 To discover that she's fallen... too
 (Just try and quantify
 The 'whos' and 'whats' and 'whys'
 Please put your pride aside
 Quit drifting with the tide
 Cathartic for the soul
 Relinquishing control
 Then leave it all to me
 Endeavour to impede)