The Death of Osama

Well ladies and gentlemen there is a terrorist amongst us (Crowd Applauses)
 And i I don't know how it's gotten to the point where I can actually give this introduction but here it is,
 Please help me welcome the most beloved terrorist through out the world
 Achmed the dead terrorist
 Greetings infidels!
 it's good to see you Achmed, Oh it's good to see you too Infidel number one, hahaha
 So do you know where you are?
 Yes South Africa
 No?
 But Walter said if they're all white it's South Africa
 No uh were back in the United States
 (gasps) are they pissed?
 About what in particular?
 Well you know I uh kinda look like a...
 Oh ya, Ya a cab driver
 No I thank your fine and for the folks that might not know Achmed you are a suicide bomber
 Yes I aammm don't stand to clooose hahaha hahaha