When Santa Comes to Town (The Whole Gang)

(Peanut):
 The days are growing shorter
 And the nights are growing colder
 We know Santa's on his way
 We can't wait another day
 I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter too
 Because to operate them, you only need one shoe
 (Achmed)
 I would like some dynamite and some nitro too
 Don't care what Santa brings me
 As long as it has a fuse
 (Bubba J)
 When I fight with the Mrs.
 There's no place to hide
 So my Christmas wishes a brand new double wide
 (All)
 Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
 Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town
 (Walter)
 I wish weren't so sunny
 I prefer December gloom
 (Peanut)
 But there's plenty of snow for everyone
 In Guitar Guys dressing room
 (Achmed)
 I want a voice box and some lungs
 So I can scream and shout
 (Peanut)
 And some skin to wrap him in
 So they don't fall out
 (Jose)
 I've been the prefect pepper
 As good as I can be
 (Peanut)
 You'll be the perfect angel
 When we stick you on the tree ha!
 (All)
 Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
 Everyone has a special wish when Santa comes to town
 (Music Break)
 (Peanut)
 I need a matching tennis shoe
 (Achmed)
 I need a pair of ears
 (Walter)
 I wish this song was over
 (Bubba J)
 I could use another beer
 (Peanut)
 I want a stack of money
 (Bubba J)
 Wanna win a NASCAR race
 (Walter)
 If I sit here any longer
 I'll need Preperation H
 (All)
 Sleigh bells, sleigh bells such a joyest sound
 Everyone has a special wish when Christmas rolls around
 And Santa comes to town
 (Bubba J)
 That was good
 (Walter)
 Shut up