Life

Life is a story don't you doubt
 Bad times give you something to talk about
 The next time you feel you're all worn out
 Remember life is a story
 Don't you doubt
 It only takes a day for everything to turn around
 Love is a story they tell to you
 But the way they tell it ain't quite true
 You'll wake up one day and you're twenty-two
 You know love is just a story that they tell to you
 Love takes a lot of work like everything else you're Gonna do
 Friends are just the people that you can talk with
 Somebody to talk about that somebody to talk About this
 But everyone changes and forever is a myth
 Friends are just the people that you can talk with
 A lot of them'll leave but only a few you're gonna Miss
 School is the place where I did my growing
 They fill your brain to overflowing
 They tell you this is all stuff you need to be knowing
 School is the place where I did my growing
 Just when I got to like it it was time to be going
 The world is the place where it all happens
 They draw lines on it and call it a map
 In between every line's a different flag flapping
 The world is the place where it all happens
 Six billion people all taking turns eating in a napkin
 Animals are critters just like you and me
 The only difference is that they don't worry
 About things that they can't smell or see
 Animals are critters just like you and me
 So we buy pants and deodorants and claim not to be
 Songs are just something to waste your time
 I listen to yours and you listen to mine
 Before we know it the day's gone by
 Songs are just something to waste your time
 So is everything else to do whatever makes you feel Fine
 God's just a story someone made up long ago
 Before they had books and tv shows
 I don't believe in him and I ain't afraid to say so
 You know god's just a story someone made up long Ago
 But it's hard not to be superstitious despite all you Know
 Everyone's born and everyone dies
 Everyone has a time and wonders why
 The ocean's blue so is the sky
 Everyone's born and everyone dies
 The old lady cries, the new baby cries... and sighs
 Kisses are weird but they can be fun
 Instead of shaking hands it's like shaking tongues
 I wish I got to do it more when I was young
 Kisses are weird but they can be fun
 I hate going once a month without kissing anyone
 At this point it's been since uh... how many months
 1 2 3 4 5 6... 7
 I think if kissing someone could make them Pregnant
 The last person I kissed would have had their kid by Now
 *snort laugh snort*
 Dreams are weird but they can be fun too
 They happen more often than kisses it's true
 In some I was naked and in some I flew
 Dreams are weird but they can be fun too
 I wonder if you're dreaming about me when I'm Dreaming about you
 Now that you heard everything I said
 There ain't nothing new inside your head
 If you want, disregard it all go ahead
 Now that you've heard everything I said
 There are probably one or two things you coulda Been doing instead
 Life is a story don't you doubt
 Bad times give you something to talk about
 The next time you feel you're all worn out
 Remember life is a story
 Don't you doubt
 It only takes a day for everything to turn around