Another Love Story

This is the story of Jesse and Shauna
 You're gonna hear it even if you don't wanna
 Jesse used to be hardcore
 He's not anymore
 He met a girl who stole his heart away
 If I were him I would have run away yeah
 Now we can't find Jesse anywhere
 We even checked in Shauna's underwear
 Her stomach is big
 So is her smile
 I haven't seen him in a while now
 Where is he
 I think she ate him
 So the story is told
 Yes a story so old that it's hard for me to tell
 She was so fat
 She was so ugly
 Fat girls drive Jesse crazy
 Jesse used to be my friend
 Well he's not anymore
 He fell in love again
 Why oh why
 He spends so much time with her
 Cuz she's a whole lot of fun
 Why oh why do other guys just see her
 And then they start to run
 She's a fat girl with a
 Whipped guy and her
 Flat chest, really big thighs
 They're in love
 Why can't you see
 They're in love and they are happy