Shiny

Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
 I was a drab little crab once
 Now I know I can be happy as a clam
 Because I'm beautiful, baby
 Did your granny say, "Listen to your heart?"
 Be who you are on the inside?
 I need three words to tear her argument apart
 Your granny lied
 I'd rather be shiny
 Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
 Scrub the deck and make it look
 Shiny
 I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
 Just a sec
 Don't you know?
 Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
 They chase anything that glitters
 Beginners
 Oh, and here they come, come, come
 To the brightest thing that glitters
 Mmm, fish dinners
 I just love free food
 And you look like seafood (seafood)
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 Well, well, well
 Little Maui's having trouble with his look
 You little semi-demi, mini-god
 Ouch, what a terrible performance
 Get the hook (get it?)
 You don't swing it like you used to, man
 Yet I have to give you credit for my start
 And your tattoos on the outside
 For just like you, I made myself a work of art
 I'll never hide, I can't, I'm too
 Shiny
 Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
 Strut my stuff, my stuff is so
 Shiny
 Send your armies, but they'll never be enough
 My shell's too tough, Maui, man
 You could try, try, try
 But you can't expect a demigod
 To beat a decapod (look it up)
 You will die, die, die
 Now it's time for me to take apart
 Your aching heart
 Far from the ones who abandoned you
 Chasing the love of these humans
 Who made you feel wanted
 You try to be tough
 But your armour's just not hard enough
 Maui
 Now it's time to kick your hiney
 Ever seen someone so
 Shiny
 Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see
 C'est la vie, mon ami, I'm so
 Shiny
 Now I'll eat you so prepare your final plea
 Just for me
 You'll never be quite as shiny
 You wish you were nice and shiny