CH(URAQT) [the organic chemistry love song]

I think the chemists made a mistake
 Designing the fractionating column
 Cause it should be you at the bottom
 Cause you're smoking hot
 I also heard you're like an alkane
 Single bonds between carbon atoms
 I was hoping maybe I could change that
 Cause alkanes are lame
 Your boiling point's so high
 Even bitumen can't deny
 Every fraction has a use and yours is
 Stealing my heart
 Be the carbon to my hydrogen
 Then it'll be me and you not them
 Our displayed formula would be
 Shaped as a heart
 You're my living oxygen
 We have good chemistry maybe we should we react
 Can you complete my combustion
 I was thinking that we could bond
 The name's Bond, covalent bond
 If you were a molecular formula
 You'd be C-H-(U-R-A-Q-T)
 Your boiling point's so high
 Even bitumen can't deny
 Every fraction has a use and yours is
 Stealing my heart
 Be the carbon to my hydrogen
 Then it'll be me and you not them
 Our displayed formula would be
 Shaped as a heart
 You're my functional group
 Like an ester you're sweet too
 Our love's like most polymers
 Non-biodegradable
 So can you be an alkene with me instead
 Our love remains unsaturated
 You don't need no UV light to react with my heart
 Our displayed formula would be shaped as a heart