On Par

What's the use if I only have a few?
 It was on my mind I could drink a case of you
 But it doesn't much matter to me
 I had a sip, I had a dream of
 All the things I'd say to you, but me
 What I think isn't always what I do
 I'll talk to you in the mirror for an hour, maybe three
 Just to look at myself the way you'd look at me and say
 God who'd have known that you're so funny?
 Dear
 I've gone too far for my intellect to stay on par
 I'll make up dialogue for talks that we'll never have
 Like you'd say, life's fucked today
 And I'd say hey, it's not so bad
 Then I'd make you laugh or at least crack a smile
 And we'd make love on the kitchen tiles
 My dear
 I've gone too far for my intellect to stay on par
 Yeah, I'm the guy who'll try to stare at you without even looking at you
 I might act surprised when I find out your name and what you do
 'Cause I'm a love-sick jerk
 And I'll try anything I think might work
 I came so far but I tried too hard
 Oh dear
 I've gone too far and my intellect has crushed my heart