Yo Girl

Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop
 Off the Old Mill Bridge last night, holding a suicide note
 Oh my god, is she dead?
 Just some broken bones!
 Just another geek
 Trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably
 Yo girl, keep it together
 I knew you would come far
 Now you're truly a Heather
 Smell how gangsta you are
 Martha, I'm so sorry
 Yo girl, feel a bit punchy?
 She's not looking so well
 Still, you've earned that red scrunchie
 Come join Heather in hell
 Where have you been?
 We've been worried sick!
 Your friend JD stopped by
 He told us everything
 Everything?
 Your depression?
 Your thoughts of suicide?
 He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick!
 He's got your handwriting down cold
 Please, honey, talk to us!
 No, you wouldn't understand
 Try me!
 I've experienced everything you're going through right now
 Guess who's right down the block?
 Your problems seem like life and death
 Guess who's climbing the stairs?
 I promise, they're not
 Guess who's picking your lock?
 You don't know what my world looks like
 Time's up! Go say your prayers!
 Veronica's running on, running on fumes now
 Veronica's totally fried
 Veronica's gotta be trippin' on shrooms now
 Thinkin' that she can hide
 Veronica's done for, there's no doubt now
 Notify next of kin
 Veronica's trying to keep him out now
 Too late! He got in
 Knock, knock!
 Sorry for coming in through the window
 Dreadful etiquette, I know
 Get out of my house!