Overhead Projector

Hi
 I'm selling candy
 Would you like to buy some
 Well actually, this one's on me I just want you to try some
 Cause I think you're really sweet
 I had to say it like Tyson
 We can chill after soccer practice
 That shit ends at like 5 something
 Or I could just skip it you know, come up with a lie or something
 Coach really wouldn't like that but it's not like He's going to die or something
 My mom really wouldn't mind that since she thinks I'll brake my fibula
 But you, you look like Nivea
 I bet you're from a nebula
 You make my heart go boom boom you fucking supernova girl
 We should go to a Ted talk and talk until it's over girl
 If you have a man you should tell him you found a lover girl
 Call him up right now and tell him that its over girl
 Oh
 You're single, I'm sorry, I went overboard
 But if you ever went overboard I would so throw you floaty
 And motivate you to swim straight towards my little boaty
 Where my sister makes the best Kool-Aid and has a dog named Cody
 So you should come through and get a red mustache
 Sit down with a Bichon on your lap
 Whatever you do don't make him mad
 Cause he will bite your ankles baby
 It might leave some bite marks but coco butter makes it gravy
 So come here let me rub on you
 Let me put this love on you
 Them other guys are stupid but baby I am Cupid
 I always had my arrow
 Just didn't know where to shoot it
 Now I'm aiming it at you
 So don't you move
 Cause I won't hesitate to pull like them boys in blue
 Ooh