Catch Me If You Can

A soldier told me, "Boy, you can't escape,
 They're gonna find you soon or later and then
 You'll be just like me," he said
 "You're exactly what they're looking for and they're gonna
 Find you, there's nowhere to hide!"
 Well I for one can tell you that
 It's never hard to keep out of sight
 It's just a trick up the sleeve. They
 Have no idea what they're looking for
 And ain't gonna find it
 I know how to hide
 Right beneath your noses
 Where you least expect and never will look
 Silently, obnoxiously, taunting every step that you take
 Not a single footprint following the steps that I took
 This one'll go down in the books
 So watch watch me disappear before your eyes
 And catch me if you can
 Catch me, catch me, misplace and mismatch me
 Tie your shoes in knots but you'll never harass me
 Find me, find me, I dare you to try
 I'll bet on my survival
 But now you're gonna die out there
 And suddenly I feel I'm invincible, a needle in hay
 Detachable from all the wicked things in that place
 It's a miracle that I got out of bed everyday
 Before I knew I'd live to
 Savor this day
 I'm taking off
 To my own grave
 I'm running away
 So watch watch me disappear before your eyes
 Catch me, catch me, misplace and mismatch me
 Tie your shoes in knots but you'll never harass me
 Find me, find me, I dare you to try
 I'll bet on my survival
 But now you're gonna die out there
 Catch me, catch me, misplace and mismatch me
 Find me, find me, I dare you to try
 I'll bet on my survival
 But now you're gonna die out there
 Where could I be?
 Walking among you or inside your own homes?
 Or perhaps there's a part of me in all of you. (Hahaha!)
 So catch me if you can
 Catch me if you dare
 Venture through the foul and you'll see what's fair
 Catch me if you can
 Catch me if you dare
 You'll find me through the fog and the filthy air
 Catch me, catch me, misplace and mismatch me
 Tie your shoes in knots but you'll never harass me
 Find me, find me, I dare you to try
 I'll bet on my survival
 But now you're gonna die out there
 Catch me, catch me, misplace and mismatch me
 Tie your shoes in knots but you'll never harass me here
 Find me, find me, I dare you to try
 I'll bet on my survival
 But now you're gonna die out there