You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch - From "Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas" Soundtrack

With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick
 Ho, ho, ho!
 You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
 You really are a heel
 You're as cuddly as a cactus
 And as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
 You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
 Just face the music, you're a monster, Mr. Grinch, yes, you are
 Your heart's an empty hole
 Your brain is full of spiders
 You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
 I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole
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 You know if you ask the Who's Who of Whoville
 No one's denying
 You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
 You have termites in your smile
 You have all the tender sweetness
 Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
 Given the choice between you
 I'd take the seasick crocodile