If Jesus Drove a Motor Home

If Jesus drove a motor home
 I wonder would he drive pedal to the metal, or real slow?
 Checking out the stereo
 Cassette playing Bob Dylan, motivation tapes
 Tricked up Winnebago, with the tie-dye drapes
 If Jesus drove a motor home
 If Jesus drove a motor home
 And he come to your town
 Would you try to talk to him?
 Would you follow him around?
 Honking horns at the drive thru
 Double- parking at the mall
 Midnight at the Waffle House
 Jesus eating eggs with ya'll
 If Jesus drove a motor home
 If Jesus drove a motor home
 Buddha on a motorcycle, Mohammed in a train
 Here come Jesus in the passing lane
 But everybody smile, 'cause everybody's grooving
 Ain't nothing like the feeling of moving
 With a bona fide motorized savior
 Now if we all drove motor homes
 Well maybe in the end
 With no country to die for
 We could just be friends
 One world as our highway
 Ain't no yours or my way
 We'd be cool wherever we roam —
 If Jesus drove a motor home