Basking In The Warmth Of Christmas

Ah ah ahh
 There's a glow by the fire
 As I sit and perspire
 I'm cozy and snug
 I sip from my mug
 Basking in the warmth of Christmas Day!
 Ahh
 We get gifts from relationships
 And big denominations
 Laptops and things
 Gadgets that ping
 Basking in the warmth of Christmas Day
 These feelings that you speak of are subjective
 All I want is something that is real
 Christmas joy should be your one objective!
 Last summer I was bitten by an eel!
 Huh?!
 Kids eat treats in profusion
 They need treats for their choosin'
 The punks sprayin' walls!
 Their hearts all aglow!
 Basking in the warmth of Christmas Day
 Your answer's more elusive then it should be
 I run into this problem everytime
 How could a guy that fat fit down a chimney?
 How could he survive the arctic climb?!
 Happiness is the reason
 We delight in the season
 Science is fine
 But don't waste our time!
 We're basking in the warmth
 I can't concur!
 Basking in the warmth
 But where's your proof?!
 Basking in the warmth of Christmas Day!!
 Ahh