Dangly Panther - Audiomontage Remix

I would give you the stars in the sky
 But they're too far away
 If you were a hooker, you'd know
 I'd be happy to pay
 If suddenly you were a guy
 I'd be suddenly gay
 'Cause my heart belongs to you
 My love is pure and true
 My heart belongs to you
 But my cock is community property
 You're the only girl I like to screw
 When I'm not on the road
 When I come home dinner's made
 And the front lawn is mowed
 I kiss your mouth
 Even after you swallow my load
 'Cause my heart belongs to you
 There ain't nothing I wouldn't do for you
 My heart belongs to you
 But my cock is community property
 I wanna make it clear
 So you retain it
 My dick's of free spirit
 And you can't restrain it
 No, you just can't chain it down
 I love you so much it hurts
 From my head to my feet
 I think of you when I can't help
 But to fondle my meat
 I see your face every time
 That I go out and cheat
 'Cause my heart belongs to you
 There ain't nothing I wouldn't do
 My heart belongs to you
 But my dong is community property
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 No, no (community property)
 Oh, no, no (community property)
 No, oh, nooo
 Community property