Crazy Mixed-Up Kid

Now I don't know about you, but I believe that
 To learn things, you've gotta ask questions.
 But the type of questions I ask
 Nobody ever thinks of answering
 For instance, Charlie?
 Yes?
 A chord on the old Joanna if you please?
 Right 1 2 3 4 5
 I wish I knew the reason why me taper any math
 Why is it when I face the north my heels are forcing south
 I wish I knew why I get wet when I lie in the bath
 I'm just a kind of crazy kind of mixed-up kid
 I wish I knew the reason why my hair grows on my head
 I wish they'd tell me why it does stain up the sleeping bed
 But one of my inquiries everybody loves a citizen
 I'm a kind of crazy kind of mixed-up kid
 My mum called in a doctor bloke who looked at me and said
 No there worry moosh there's nothing wrong at all
 A part of time he finished all what's still upon me babe
 And he was nearly out way at the wall — Hoo!
 Why do I have to use my legs in walking down the street?
 Why is it down snowing when I sit down in my seat?
 I wish I knew the reason why my gloves don't fit my feet
 I'm just a kind of crazy kind of mixed-up kid
 They say my eyes look friendly but I'm sure they never met
 I wish I knew the reason why my glass of woe is wet
 But if somebody told me that it's a sir or to forget
 I'm just a kind of crazy kind of mixed-up kid
 They say my actions and my thoughts should all coordinate
 I've also got to analyze my dreams
 Subconsciously endeavor not to ask but meditate
 And all do what they tell me but I don't know what it means
 Oh they say you won't get better you'll get stuck like this for good
 I'd like to be a negate but I don't believe I could
 But if you got a brain like mine the proof is in the pud'
 You're just a kind of mixed-up crazy kind of kid
 That's what they call us
 We're just kind of mixed-up crazy kind of
 C-I-D-S — crazy kids!