I Didn't Come From a Monkey, I Came From Jesus/Evolution

I DIDN'T COME FROM A MONKEY, I COME FROM JESUS.
 A lot of people don't like to think that human being come from monkeys and it is usually for religion reasons.
 You know, it is hard for people and they are tied to know that they came from Jesus, they didn't come from a monkey.
 You've never had any conversations with someone which they say NO?
 Bro (Brother) I know I came from Jesus BRO I know man, I came from Jesus BRO I came from Jesus, I didn't come from a monkey.
 "Ah, are you like 30's?
 "Hey, how do you know so much????... for a thousand years?
 You got it wrapped up?
 I don't know if I came from a monkey or I came from Jesus because I'm pretty fucked dum and I've done no researches whatsoever!
 All right?
 But I'm honest!
 And you know what else I've done? I like to memorize shit that smart people have already figured out. It is a huge time saver! and I wish you to do it!
 Instead of saying you know go and read some shit.
 And one more thing that they'd figured out is that they mapped out the human genome... whatever that fuck means!
 It is like the ingredient for people? or something, something? and what they found out was that people are 96% chimpanzee! That's a lot of monkey!
 I mean It is something even worth arguing that If I gave you a sandwich which is 96% shit... and 4% ham, would you be willing to consider that ham sandwich?
 WE ARE MONKEYS!!
 It doesn't mean there's no god! That's where everybody gets crazy!
 It doesn't mean everybody has an answer or that you're right!
 No one says there's no god!
 All I'm saying is maybe God made a monkey which doesn't like to think it is a monkey and lies a lot!
 Does that make sense?
 That's make ways more sense!
 That's what we do!