Everyone's Coming To New York

To the cop
 With a gun
 The Big Apple is plenty of fun
 Stab a priest
 With a fork
 And you'll spend your vacation in New York
 Rob a bank
 Take a truck
 You can get here by stealing a buck
 This is bliss
 It's a lark
 Buddy, everyone's coming to New York!
 No more Yankees
 Strike the word from your ears
 Spin the roulette
 There's no more opera at the Met
 This is hell
 This is fate
 But now this is your world and it's great
 So rejoice
 Pop a cork
 Buddy, everyone's coming to New York!
 To the cop
 With a gun
 The Big Apple is plenty of fun
 Stab a priest
 With a fork
 And you'll spend your vacation in New York
 Rob a bank
 Take a truck
 You can get here by stealing a buck
 This is bliss
 It's a lark
 Buddy, everyone's coming to New York!
 This is hell
 This is fate
 But now this is your world and it's great
 So rejoice
 Pop a cork
 Buddy, everyone's coming to New York!
 No more Yankees
 Strike the word from your ears
 Spin the roulette
 There's no more opera at the Met
 This is hell
 This is fate
 But now this is your world and it's great
 So rejoice
 Pop a cork
 Buddy, everyone's coming to New York!