The Jones'

The brother runs the cam'ra and the sister gives the cues
 The uncle is the producer and the old man writes the reviews
 This family named Jones that comes into our homes
 And tells us what to wear and where
 And tell us what to drive and why
 And tells us what to smoke and vote
 And tells us what to drink and think
 To think we listen
 On late night shows they take scholars and with a sarcastic grin
 They ask him to explain his philosophy before the sponsor breaks in
 This family named Jones...
 The in-laws run the paper and print whatever they please
 And Pap don't believe in politics he just knows what the masses need
 This family named Jones...
 They're hip and they're slick and they're flashy sophisticated and they're cool
 To them the clerk and the worker just rednecks and clogs and fools
 This family named Jones that comes into our homes
 And tells us what to wear and where
 And tell us what to drive and why
 And tells us what to smoke and vote
 And tells us what to drink and think
 To think we listen and try to be like them