I Hate LA

I hate LA
 I'm never gonna please
 All of these wannabes
 And I just can't fake
 Not like my tan and my clothes,
 I'm bout as real as my nose
 The sun keeps shining
 Even when I'm dying, crying
 I can't be tired
 These kids blaze like fire
 It's killing me
 I think it's killing me
 Can't keep up with the payroll
 Rich house-hoes on rodeo, oh
 Four mile hike on my way home
 Maybe I should've stayed home no
 I hate LA
 With all the movie stars
 Riding their rental cars
 I can't stand LA
 We're living on our knees,
 And well beyond our means
 I'm praying for rain
 But it's all Diet Coke
 I'm down to skin and bones
 Can't keep up with the payroll
 Rich house-hoes on rodeo, oh
 Four mile hike on my way home
 Maybe I should've stayed home no
 I hate LA
 With all the movie stars
 Riding their rental cars
 I can't stand LA
 We're living on our knees,
 And well beyond our means
 Na na na na
 I'm just kidding
 I actually love it
 It's really really cool
 It's really really cool
 And really interesting