Everybody Eats When They Come To My House - adaptation

Turn off the telly, Nelly
 Come to the table, Mabel
 Now sit up straight, Kate
 It's time to eat, Pete
 Have a banana, Hanna
 Try the salami, Tommy
 Get with the gravy, Davy
 Everybody eats when they come to my house
 Try a tomato, Plato
 Here's cacciatore, Dory
 Taste the baloney, Tony
 Everybody eats when they come to my house
 I fix your favorite dishes
 Hopin' this good food fills ya
 Work my hands to the bone
 In the kitchen alone
 You beter eat if it kills ya
 Pass me a pancake, Mandrake
 Sample a taco, Paco
 Have a hors d'oeuvre-y, Ervy
 Everybody eats when they come to my house
 Hanna, Davy, Tommy, Dora, Mandrake
 Everybody eats when they come to my house
 Pasta fazulla, Tallulah
 Oh, do have a bagel, Fagel
 Now don't be so bashful, Nashville
 Everybody eats when they come to my house
 Hey this is a party, Marty
 You get the cherry, Jerry
 Now look, don't be so picky, Mickey
 Everybody eats when they come to my house
 All of my friends are welcome
 Don't make me nag ya, Magya
 Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?
 Eat all my things if they gag ya
 Have a frittata, Lotta
 Nibble a kibble, Sybil
 Chili con carne for Barney
 Everybody eats when they come to my house
 Face, busta, cher, chops, fump
 Everybody eats when they come to my house
 Steak, Jake; Pie, Sy; Juice, Bruce; Tart, Bart
 Everybody eats when they come to my house