FRIDAY NIGHTS (with bottle gods)

But wait, do I really have to go outside?
 All them people they drive me so damn crazy
 Tryna tell me they're something they're not
 Oh wait, do I really have to go outside?
 Driving through LA traffic, man that's crazy
 I'm still stuck, fingers up, on the 5
 Leave a message, after the beep
 I'll reply as soon as I can
 You can leave me a voice mail or two
 But no guarantee that I'll get back to you
 Saw your message, after the beep
 "Dude, come out as soon as you can"
 Guess I'll have an old fashioned or two
 But the drinks are on you
 Some might say I'm old and crazy
 But I'm sick of friday nights
 Dancing with a stranger
 Under the disco lasers
 Pointless conversations that are filled with TMI's
 I just called my Uber
 I'm headed home tonight
 I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)
 I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)
 Oh wait, a new colorway that caught my eye
 Spending another day, another dollar on things I shouldn't buy
 But wait, do I really have to go outside?
 I'm laid out on the couch, tired and lazy
 I just got done with my 9 to 5
 Leave a message, after the beep
 I'll reply as soon as I can
 You can leave me a voice mail or two
 But no guarantee that I'll get back to you
 Saw your message, after the beep
 "Dude, come out as soon as you can"
 Guess I'll have an old fashioned or two
 Still the drinks are on you
 Some might say I'm old and crazy
 But I'm sick of friday nights
 Dancing with a stranger
 Under the disco lasers
 Pointless conversations that are filled with TMI's
 I just called my Uber
 I'm headed home tonight
 I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)
 I don't wanna go outside (I don't wanna go outside)