Weight Watcher Friends

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, John Pinette
 (Cheers)
 Wow, you're a lively bunch
 I should take you all to a buffet
 We could rent busses
 I'd go in first
 I'd be like the leader
 I'd walk in, I'd kick in the door, "I'M STARVIN!!!!"
 "May I have your attention please"
 "I have me and 300 friends from weight watchers"
 "We're going off the wagon tonight"
 "We've been eating salads for a month and were ready to snap"
 "get those people out of the way, we don't want anyone to get hurt"
 "There were kids missing the last time, and that's a damn shame"
 Just watch the manager of the old country buffet
 He'll look like a deer caught in headlights
 (Manager) "Get the turkey back in the kitchen right now"
 "Just do it!"