Suicide Is Painless - From the 20th Century-Fox film ""M*A*S*H"

Through early morning fog, I see
 Visions of the things to be
 The pains that are withheld for me
 I realize and I can see
 That suicide is painless
 It brings on many changes
 And I can take or leave it if I please
 The game of life is hard to play
 I'm gonna lose it anyway
 The losing card I'll someday lay
 So this is all I have to say
 
 Suicide is painless (suicide)
 It brings on many changes (changes)
 And I can take or leave it if I please
 The sword of time will pierce our skins
 It doesn't hurt when it begins
 But as it works it's way on in
 The pain grows stronger, watch it grin
 
 Suicide is painless
 It brings on many changes
 And I can take or leave it if I please
 A brave man once requested me
 To answer questions that are key
 "Is it to be or not to be?"
 And I replied, "Oh, why ask me?"
 Suicide is painless
 It brings on many changes
 And I can take or leave it if I please
 And you can do the same thing if you please