Big Bad Wolf

Have you heard about the big bad wolf
 Bout the big bad wolf, oh my
 He walked into the club with his big bright eyes sublime
 Then he approached the bar with his teeth so pearly white
 And now the big bad wolf is in your bed tonight
 Ooh!
 What to do when ya got ya dancing shoes
 But nobody round the town to jive?
 Skip ski bop to Ole Grandmothers hot spot
 Turn left down the yellow brick drive
 You'll be surprised by the people that ya meet
 Bo Peep bops with the sheep alright
 The blind mice are in-sync with the beat
 Jack and Jill under their sheets all night
 Mary, oh Mary, how does your garden grow
 Quite contrary, now stop, drop it way down low
 Have you heard about the big bad wolf
 Bout the big bad wolf oh my
 He walked into the club with his big bright eyes sublime
 Then he approached the bar with his teeth so pearly white
 And now the big bad wolf is in your bed tonight
 Ooh!
 Ooh!
 Little Miss Muffet's at bar on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey
 She curls her hair, whilst she flirts with the bear
 But that bear right there is gay
 Mother goose shaking things real loose
 Hyping, flossing, b-boy bopping, for you
 The bad witch, she's a sneaky little bitch
 She'll steal your wallet and your little dog too
 Humpty Dumpty, being a fool he sat on the wall
 20 shots of tequila and damn did that poor egg fall
 Have you heard about the big bad wolf
 Bout the big bad wolf, oh my
 He walked into the club with his big bright eyes sublime
 Then he approached the bar with his teeth so pearly white
 And now the big bad wolf is in your bed tonight
 Ooh!
 Ooh!
 Have you heard about the big bad wolf
 Bout the big bad wolf, oh my
 He walked into the club with his big bright eyes sublime
 Then he approached the bar with his teeth so pearly white
 And now the big bad wolf is in your bed tonight
 In your bed tonight, yeah he's in your bed tonight
 In your bed tonight