Don't Hang The Mistletoe

We've got the boxes from the attic
 Decorations on the floor
 Frank Sinatra singing classics
 Red and green everywhere, yeah
 It's looking like a Home Goods store
 Lord have mercy, there it is
 You smiled at me as you reached in
 Are you sure you wanna hang it up?
 'Cause that thing is holidangerous, so
 Don't hang the mistletoe
 If you wanna get anywhere on time
 You know how kissing goes
 We'll be under that doorway all night
 Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go, so
 If you wanna leave the house this Christmas
 Don't hang the mistletoe
 Yeah, I still remember last year
 We were so damn close to leaving
 Everybody would have loved
 Those ugly sweaters we had on
 But ain't nobody got to see 'em
 And you know the reason, so
 Don't hang the mistletoe
 If you wanna get anywhere on time
 You know how kissing goes
 We'll be under that doorway all night
 Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go, so
 If you wanna leave the house this Christmas
 Don't hang the mistletoe
 I ain't saying I don't want to
 But I know what happens next
 We start making out and then somehow
 We end up tangled up in bed, mmm
 Don't hang the mistletoe
 If you wanna get anywhere on time
 You know how the kissing goes
 We'll be under that doorway all night
 Every party we'll be tardy or we might not even go, so
 If you wanna leave the house this Christmas
 Don't hang the mistletoe, oh
 No, no, no, don't hang that mistletoe, no
 Mmm