After Ever After 3

If you've ever wondered why
 Disney tales all end in lies
 Here's what happened after all their dreams came true
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 Was gonna be a mighty king
 Mufasa's famous heir
 Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed
 By beasts who don't fight fair
 I've turned into the main event
 For soldiers big and small
 And now I dread my severed head
 Might end up on your wall (meow)
 Let me help this African economy
 Oh, my species is going extinct
 Everywhere you look, death
 Taking shots at my pride
 Thanks for that petition
 To stop a straight up genocide
 Scope, set
 Rafiki's brains are not a cure for aids
 Now ebonies need ivory for pay
 I don't think Hamlet ended up this way
 Oh, my species is going extinct
 Oh, my species is go
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 Every time I fly to town
 I grow up when I come down
 Now I've been stuck at age 16
 For eighty years of puberty
 In unforgiving tights
 He's upright, he's upright, he's upright
 We're following his leader, his leader, his leader
 We're following his leader
 Wherever he may bone
 Tee-dum, tee-dee
 My teedle-dee's out to play
 It's fun for all
 The mermaids are wet for days
 This engine's revved
 There's only one booty for me
 Just a teedle ee rump
 A teedle ee hump tee day
 Think of the fappiest thoughts
 I'm a happy little thot
 Okay
 Wendy is my special gal
 She's like 90
 I'm down
 The dentures never bite
 He's upright, he's upright, he's upright
 Hope he's Bi
 He's upright
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 Save my soul
 Herc was on a roll
 Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone
 Replaced by intelligent design
 The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine
 The Romans are chanting "Christo, Christo"
 He's a godsend, bigger than Nero
 Out with the old in with the Jew
 Hero to Christo
 God's honest truth
 Hero to Christo
 Hey Herc, you're screwed
 The Jesus freak is super weak
 I'm so devine
 You see I came inside a virgin's bod
 So have I
 I threw him in the Colosseum
 A lion a la carte
 Three days went by he zombified
 And rose up in search of hearts
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 I'm a prisoner of war
 ISIS blew up my city
 They're throwing me off a building
 'Cause they think that I like guys
 A holy war
 An old fantastical point of view
 Carpet was burned alive, streamed nation wide
 I can't go back to where I used to thieve
 Every turn suicide
 A hundred thousand children plead
 The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia law
 Stop this holy war before we're through (a holy war)
 Unholy war (that's where we'll be)
 Just refugees (send helping hands)
 Instead of bans for you and me
 The lions are gone
 Hair on my junk
 Jesus is a hunk
 Screw Trump