Big Fun

(Yeah!)
 Dad says act our age
 You heard the man, it's time to rage
 Blast the bass, turn out the light
 Ain't nobody home tonight
 Drink, smoke, it's all cool
 Let's get naked in my pool
 Punch the wall and start a fight
 Ain't nobody home tonight!
 His folks got a waterbed
 Come upstairs and rest your head
 Let's rub each other's backs
 While watching porn on cinemax!
 (Ah!)
 The folks are gone
 It's time for big fun!
 Big fun!
 We're up 'til dawn
 Having some big fun!
 Big fun!
 When mom and dad forget
 To lock the liquor cabinet
 It's big fun!
 Big fun!
 Big fun!
 Woo!
 Okay, okay, okay
 So, it's salt and then lime and then shot?
 No, it's salt, then shot
 You're doing it wrong!
 Wait, really? 'Cause I feel great!
 Veronica, you are looking good tonight!
 Whoa
 A hot guy smiled at me
 Without a trace of mockery
 Everyone's high as a kite
 Ain't nobody home tonight!
 Stoned, zoned, I should quit
 Hey, is that weed? I want a hit
 Fill that joint and roll it tight
 Ain't nobody home tonight!
 Dreams are coming true
 When people laugh but not at you!
 I'm not alone, I'm not afraid!
 I feel like Bono at Live-Aid! (Ah!)
 The house is ours
 It's time for big fun!
 Big fun!
 Let's use their showers
 That sounds like
 Big fun! (Big fun!)
 Crack open one more case!
 I think that's what they call third base
 Big fun! (Big fun!)
 Big fun!
 That actually looks like
 Big fun! (Big fun!)
 Big fun!
 Woo!
 Alright, people, listen up!
 What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?
 Gonna make 'em go
 Whee, whee, whee, whee!
 Big fun! (Big fun!)
 Way to show maturity!
 Big fun! (Big fun!)
 Quit it, jackass, get off of me!
 Big fun! (Big fun!)
 Yo, Ram, emergency!
 I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence
 I hate freshmen
 Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you
 Hey, are you okay?
 I didn't need your help
 Aw, thanks Heather
 But I don't really have to vomit right now
 The party's hot, hot, hot
 It's time for big fun!
 Big fun!
 You need a jello shot!
 We're having big fun!
 Big fun!
 Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh
 Here comes the Cootie Squad
 We should
 Shut up, Heather
 Sorry, Heather
 Look who's with her, oh my God
 Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
 Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
 I can't believe you actually came
 It's exciting, right?
 Oh, I want to say hello to Ram
 I brought sparkling cider!
 Showing up here took some guts
 Time to rip them out
 Well, who's this pig remind you of?
 Especially the snout, ha!
 Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
 Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!
 Where the hell are those freshman?
 Hi, Ram, uh, I wasn't gonna come
 But since you took the time to write that sweet note
 What note?
 Why do you gotta be so weird all the time?
 People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal
 There's no alcohol in here!
 Are you trying to poison me?
 Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
 Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
 Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang
 Diggety-dang-a-dang!
 The folks are gone
 It's time for big fun!
 Big fun!
 We're up 'til dawn
 Having some big fun!
 Big fun!
 So, let the speakers blow
 They'll buy another stereo
 Our folks got no clue
 'Bout all the shit their children do
 Why are they surprised
 Whenever we're unsupervised?
 It's big fun!
 Big fun!
 Big fun!
 Big fun!
 Big fun!
 Big fun!
 Woo!