You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties

I'm no good at chatting up, and I always get rebuffed
 Enough to drive a man to drink, I don't do no washing up
 I always leave the stuff piled up
 Piled up in the sink
 But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties
 Me and my girlfriend, we argued, and she ran away from home
 She must have found somebody new, and now I'm all alone
 Living on my own
 
 What am I supposed to do?
 That's why you'll always find him in the kitchen at parties
 You will always find him in the kitchen at parties
 You will always find him in the kitchen at parties
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 Then, I met this debutante, I said, "I like new wave rock"
 She was into French cuisine, but I ain't no Cordon Bleu
 This was at some do in Palmer's Green
 I had no luck with her
 You will still find him in the kitchen at parties
 You will still find him in the kitchen at parties
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 At last, I met a pretty girl, she laughed and talked with me
 We both walked out of the kitchen and danced in a new way
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 And now, I've done my time in the kitchen at parties
 I've done my time in the kitchen at parties
 He's done his time in the kitchen at parties
 He's done his time in the kitchen at parties
 He's done his time in the kitchen at parties
 He's done his time in the kitchen at parties