Eddie

From the day he was born
 He was trouble
 He was the thorn
 In his mother's side
 She tried in vain
 But he never caused her nothing but shame
 He left home the day she died
 From the day she was gone
 All he wanted
 Was rock 'n' roll porn
 And a motorbike
 Shooting up junk
 He was a low-down cheap little punk
 Taking everyone for a ride
 When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
 You knew he was a no-good kid
 But when he threatened your life
 With a switchblade knife
 What a guy!
 Makes you cry!
 Und I did
 Everybody shoved him
 I very nearly loved him
 I said "Hey, listen to me
 Stay sane inside insanity!"
 But he locked the door and threw away the key
 But he must have been drawn
 Into something
 Making him warn
 Me in a note which reads
 What's it say? What's it say?
 "I'm outta my head
 Oh hurry, or I may be dead!
 They mustn't carry out their evil deeds!"
 When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
 You knew he was a no-good kid
 But when he threatened your life
 With a switchblade knife
 What a guy!
 Makes you cry!
 Und I did
 When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
 You knew he was a no-good kid
 But when he threatened your life
 With a switchblade knife
 What a guy
 Whoa, oh, oh
 Makes you cry
 Hey, hey, hey
 And I did
 Eddie