Hat Trick

I'm like a magician
 I'll alter your vision
 You see what I want you to see
 The truth is a stranger
 No doubt I'm a danger
 I'm not who I wanna be
 Abracadabra
 I'll mystify ya
 (Tickle your ears, tickle your ears)
 Abracadabra
 I'm like a phantom
 You don't want to see who I really am
 So I'll be your perfect specimen
 Say the right things that you want to hear
 Make sure the real me disappears
 Would you love me if you really knew it
 Tell me what am I supposed to do
 So pick a card, any card
 Here comes the switch
 When I fool you once fool you twice like a
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 Now follow me closely
 Tell me what do you see
 I'm gonna let take a peek
 Master Misdirection
 I am a deception
 I'm not who I wanna be
 You don't want to see who I really am
 So I'll be your perfect specimen
 Say the right things that you want to hear
 Make sure the real me disappears
 Would you love me if you really knew it
 Tell me what am I supposed to do
 So pick a card, any card
 Here comes the switch
 When I fool you once fool you twice like a
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 Derek Minor's Rap:
 Now don't we all look perfect from this angle
 You see a halo but I'm just Criss Angel
 My, my, how we dress up all the mannequins
 Praying you're impressed enough to buy what we are peddling
 How many rabbits you have in a hat to pull through
 'Till you find Bugs Bunny it drive you Looney Tunes
 Being yourself is hard to do daily
 Being somebody else will drive you crazy (crazy)
 You don't want to see who I really am
 So I'll be your perfect specimen
 Say the right things that you want to hear
 Make sure the real me disappears
 Would you love me if you really knew it
 Tell me what am I supposed to do
 So pick a card, any card
 Here comes the switch
 When I fool you once fool you twice like a
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