You're Only Second Rate

I must admit, your parlor tricks are amusing
 I bet you've got a bunny under your hat
 Now here's your chance to get the best of me
 Hope your hand is hot
 Come on, clown, let's see what you've got
 You can try and slam me with your hardest stuff
 But your double whammy isn't up to snuff
 I'll set the record straight
 You're simply out of date
 You're only second rate
 You think your cat's a meanie but your tiger's tame
 You've got a lot to learn about the genie game
 So for your education I'll reiterate
 You're only second rate
 Men cower at the power in my pinky
 My thumb is number one on every list
 But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible
 Put me to the test
 I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest
 Go ahead and zap me with the big surprise
 Snap me in a trap, cut me down to size
 I'll make a great escape
 It's just a piece of cake
 You're only second rate
 You know your hocus-pocus isn't tough enough
 And your mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up
 Let me pontificate upon your sorry state
 You're only second rate
 Zaba-caba-dabra
 Granny's gonna grab ya
 Alakazam-da-mus
 And this thing's bigger than the both of us
 So spare me your tremendous scare
 You look horrendous in your underwear
 I can hardly wait to discombobulate
 Send ya back and packing in a shipping crate
 You'll make a better living with a spinning plate
 You're only second rate