You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
 You really are a heel
 You're as cuddly as a cactus
 You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
 You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
 Just face the music
 You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
 Your heart's an empty hole
 Your brain is full of spiders
 You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
 I wanna touch you with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole
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 You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
 You're a nasty, wasty skunk
 Your heart is full of unwashed socks
 Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch
 Ooh, yeah
 You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
 You have termites in your smile
 You have all the tender sweetness
 Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
 Given the choice between you, I'd take the seasick crocodile
 Seasick crocodile
 Whoa, yeah
 The three words that best describe you
 Are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"