Something's Gonna Get Us All

Every time I turn on my TV
 They tell me something else is bad for me
 Well, you can't do this and you can't eat that
 They say it caused cancer in a few lab rats
 Well, the water's all poison and the air is too
 And if that ain't enough, there's a new swine flu
 Yeah, the planet's heating up, so we're all gonna fry
 But ain't nobody getting outta this world alive
 No, I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna fret
 Have another drink and a cigarette
 As long as we're here, we might as well have a bawl
 'Cause sooner or later, something's gonna get us all
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 I had a health nut, used to live down the road
 He ran ten miles every morning, come rain or snow
 But he couldn't outrun that twist of faith
 When you cross four lanes, you gotta look both ways
 'Cause a semi truck can sure ruin your day
 And no, I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna fret
 Have another drink and a cigarette
 As long as we're here, we might as well have a bawl
 'Cause sooner or later, something's gonna get us all
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 No, I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna fret
 Have two more drinks and a cigarette
 As long as we're here, we might as well have a bawl
 'Cause sooner or later, something's gonna get us all
 Well, it might be a grizzly or a gator
 Alien invaders or high cholesterol
 But sooner or later, something's gonna get us all
 Yeah, something gonna get us all