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I do it for the cause
 I do it for the kicks
 It's 8 AM it's time we get this shit all over with
 so we pile in a van, start singing Everclear
 We're heading to the yard so we can chug some beers
 Then I throw one back
 I throw an egg to Mickey then he tosses it to Zach
 When he throws it back I pass the egg to Alex and
 I hope that it will crack
 When I throw one back
 I throw the egg to Duck and hear a little quack
 That's how the story goes
 I do it for the brahs
 I do it for the kids
 It's 9 AM with So Much For The Afterglow again
 I grab another can, a shot of everclear
 We're hanging at the yard where we can chug some beers
 Then I throw it back
 I throw the egg to Alex and it hits him in the sack
 When I get the egg from Mickey and
 I plan my next attack
 Then I throw it back
 I see that we are empty and we need another pack
 That's how the story goes
 My father gave me an egg
 I will buy you a new egg
 I do it for applause
 I do it for the shits
 It's 10 AM and now this is completely over with
 So I'm heading back to bed
 I've got to turn back in
 This time I mean it when I say I'll never drink again
 I'm fucking drunk