Cuphead Rap

Take a sip of this, I'm an itty bitty Cuphead
 One sentence in, I've already made a pun, yep
 Picking up steam, wonder why they call me hothead
 Struck a deal with the devil, now I'm rackin' up debt
 Yes I made a dumb bet, no need to get upset
 I'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet?
 Step in front of my finger gun, and you drop dead
 Wallop all your bosses, leave 'em all jobless
 They'll never stop me from runnin' like a faucet
 I'm a full cup, don't you ever try to top it
 You can never touch this, but you can kick the bucket
 I'm meant to be drunk from, but not to be trusted
 Heads up, hit the deck, Mugman
 You don't really wanna get your head busted
 I'm a dirty dish, who needs a rough scrubbin'
 After doing these devilish deeds, God damn!
 I'll stop this train even if it's haunted
 "Where's my ship?" Sorry just sunk it
 Hopping like a frog, duck and dodge your punches
 Won't shed a single tear when I'm choppin' onions
 Spent all your breath huffin' and puffin'
 Just to get dumped on by a cup for nothin'
 Unless all you wanna end up dead
 You do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said
 Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said
 Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said
 Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said
 Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nuff said
 You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled
 My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?
 I took the devilish gamble
 Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
 And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill
 Any line that you happen to draw
 Is a line I'll be stepping across
 Trapped in a world lacking any natural laws
 Have you had your coffee yet? 'Cause I'm off of the walls
 My demons need some exorcise
 A little caffeine oughta get 'em energized
 Will we ever get to heaven when we die?
 Can't get any worse, we already bet our lives
 Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin' out
 I'd like to pick a fight with that prick, Micky Mouse
 I'll kick his ass then I'll knock Walt Disney out
 I'll leave 'em with a taste of toxic in their mouth (no!)
 My hand's been dealt, it's a bad draw though
 I'll go all in when the rest all fold
 Look's like I'm on the last straw so
 Better tell the devil th-that th-that's all folks!
 Come see what we been brewin'
 Something to keep ya movin'
 Must be the beat I'm boomin'
 Hit me with that funky music
 How do we keep on groovin'?
 Once could say we been juicin'
 Beepin' boopin', looney toonin'
 Time for you to face the music
 You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled
 My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?
 I took the devilish gamble
 Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
 And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill
 I feel like the holy grail
 Just hope I don't go to Hell
 If so that won't go so well
 I've been bad, but no one tell
 I'm much more than just cup
 Raise a toast and pick me up
 Pour one more and drink it up, but don't choke
 'Cause I'm not the kinda cup you should be chugging from
 I'll get the jump on ya when I run and gun
 Working for Lucifer is a ton of fun
 "You two, do my bidding" done and done
 I'm a jazzy chap who'll leave you razzle-dazzled
 After I whoop and wallop your ass in battle
 When I'm stuck up shits creek without a paddle
 Just imagine, the glass is half full
 You'll never catch me cryin' over milk I spilled
 My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?
 I took the devilish gamble
 Nothing that a Cuphead couldn't handle
 And now it's time to foot the bibbadibibitty-bill