Dread Rock

[Judge Dread]: "Coo, what a nice day. I think I'll have a lay down in the sand, terrific! Might as well get me rock out. Don't leave it in the sun to long though, it'll get all sticky. Here, is that a band I hear playing? Oh, the're playing my tune!"
 When I go down the seaside
 I'm feeling rather rude
 The girls in their bikinis
 Are showing all their boobs
 And when they see my stick of rock
 They all shout out with glee
 If all you give it all away
 Please save a lick for me
 Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
 I've never seen one as big as that before
 Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
 It must be fourteen inches long or more!
 I took a stroll along the beach
 My rock was in my hand
 I saw a girl buried
 Up to her neck in sand
 She said some boys did this to me *
 So please help get me out
 Before I could assist her
 My rock shot in her mouth
 And she cried-
 Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
 I've never seen one as big as that before
 Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
 It must be fourteen inches long or more!
 I'm always in the discos
 As soon as the sun goes down
 I chat up all the nice galls
 With bodies nice and brown
 I take them back to me chalet
 And they always get a shock
 When I turn the lights on
 And they see the size of me rock
 They all cry-
 Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
 I've never seen one as big as that before
 Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
 It must be fourteen inches long or more!
 When me holidays are over
 Me rock goes home with me
 Athough it's not as big as it was
 It's big enough for me
 If you want to know who my girlfriend is
 Take a look around the place
 She's the one in the corner
 With a smile upon her face
 And she loves that it's a big one
 She's never seen one as big as that before
 And she loves that it's a big one
 It must be fourteen inches long or more!
 [Judge Dread]: "Well darling, I bet you've never seen one as big as this have you?"
 [Girlfriend]: "Oh yes I have. The milkman's got one, and he showed it to me while you were on holiday"
 [Judge Dread]: "Coo, that must be what they mean by 'are you getting enough'. I'll tell you what, you're not getting any more of mine!"
 [Girlfriend]: "Oh come on"
 Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
 I've never seen one as big as that before
 Oh ho ho ho oh what a big one
 It must be fourteen inches long or more!