Best Worst Ex

My ex hung the watch that I bought him on a tree branch
 And shot it with a rifle
 My ex said the preacher's daughter, she was just a good friend
 And swore it on the bible
 Ooh, girl, nah, nah
 You can't make this shit up
 So tell me, ooh, girl
 Yeah, yeah, before you kicked him to the dust
 Did he cheat? Did he lie?
 Did he love to make you cry
 And call you crazy?
 Was he drunk? Was he drama?
 And mean to his mama
 And call your best friend baby?
 When it comes to him, I know I'm gonna win
 Nobody's ever done that better
 I've got the best worst ex ever
 My ex showed up yelling at my new man's window
 Shouting, "come on out and fight"
 My ex, yeah, the second that we broke up straight up
 Was begging me to be his wife
 Ooh, girl
 I got a million stories
 And I got all night
 So tell me, ooh, girl
 Yeah, where's another bottle of wine?
 Did he cheat? Did he lie?
 Did he love to make you cry
 And call you crazy?
 Was he drunk? Was he drama?
 And mean to his mama
 And call your best friend baby?
 When it comes to him, I know I'm gonna win
 Nobody's ever done that better
 I've got the best worst ex ever
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 Did he cheat? Did he lie?
 Did he love to make you cry
 And call you crazy?
 Was he drunk? Was he drama?
 And mean to his mama
 And call your best friend baby?
 When it comes to him, I know I'm gonna win
 Nobody's ever done that better
 I've got the best worst ex
 The best worst ex
 The best worst ex ever