The Little Things You Do Together

It's the little things you do together
 Do together
 Do together
 That make perfect relationships
 The hobbies you pursue together
 Savings you accrue together
 Looks you misconstrue together
 That make marriage a joy
 Ah, ha
 It's the little things you share together
 Swear together
 Wear together
 That make perfect relationships
 The concerts you enjoy together
 Neighbors you annoy together
 Children you destroy together
 That keep marriage intact
 It's not so hard to be married
 When two maneuver as one
 It's not so hard to be married
 And, Jesus Christ, is it fun!
 It's sharing little winks together
 Drinks together
 Kinks together
 That make marriage a joy
 It's bargains that you shop together
 Cigarettes you stop together
 Clothing that you swap together
 That make perfect relationships
 Ah-ha
 Mm-hm
 It's not talk of God and the decade ahead
 That allows you to get through the worst
 It's "I do" and "you don't" and "nobody said that"
 And "Who brought the subject up first?"
 It's the little things
 The little little little little things (the little things, the little things, the little things)
 It's the little ways you try together
 Cry together
 Lie together
 That make perfect relationships
 Becoming a cliche together
 Growing old and grey together
 Withering away together
 That make marriage a joy
 It's not so hard to be married
 It's much the simplest of crimes
 It's not so hard to be married--
 I've done it three or four times
 It's people that you hate together
 Bait together
 Date together
 That make marriage a joy
 It's things like using force together
 Shouting till you're hoarse together
 Getting a divorce together
 That make perfect relationships
 Uh-huh
 Kiss-kiss
 Mm-hm