Impressive

I've been hearing things
 And I'd like to let you know
 That typically I'd hear them
 And then just let them go
 But at the frequency I hear
 It's clear to me you need a hand
 To go ahead, blame me
 'Cause unlike you I can take it like a man
 So go ahead and tell them all
 Stick with what you know
 Because all you do is talk
 And you put on such a show
 So go ahead and tell them all
 About how you are
 The reason that we're anything at all
 We're glad you know you're so impressive
 In my defense
 I've done my best to try to clear the air
 Called and stopped by
 But conveniently you're never there
 So if you wanna hide that's fine
 But know that you have made this mess
 And every minute that goes by
 Just makes me care even less
 So go ahead and tell them all
 Stick with what you know
 Because all you do is talk
 And you put on such a show
 So go ahead and tell them all
 About how you are
 The reason that we're anything at all
 We're glad you know you're so impressive
 So take a shot and drink your beer
 Then light a cigarette
 Mix in some prescription pills
 Soon you'll just forget
 That one by one you've lost
 All the respect of friends you had
 So bottoms up 'cause here's to you
 And stabbing good friends in the back
 So go ahead and tell them all
 Stick with what you know
 Because all you do is talk
 And you put on such a show
 So go ahead and tell them all
 About how you are
 The reason that we're anything
 So go ahead and tell them all
 Stick with what you know
 Because all you do is talk
 And you put on such a show
 So go ahead and tell them all
 About how you are
 The reason that we're anything, anything