Taxman

Let me tell you how it will be
 There's one for you and nineteen for me
 'Cause I'm the taxman, yes, I'm the taxman
 (That man is rough; now dig this)
 Should five per cent appear too small
 Just be thankful I don't take it all
 (Taxman is something else, isn't he?)
 'Cause I'm the taxman, yes, I'm the taxman
 (Now dig this)
 If you drive a truck, I'll tax the street
 If you try to fix it, I'll tax your seat
 If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat
 If you take a walk (now this is awful). I'll tax your feet
 'Cause I'm the taxman
 This is awful
 Now don't ask me what it's for
 If you don't wanna pay, pay some more
 'Cause I'm the taxman, yes, I'm the taxman
 (Now dig this)
 Now my advice for those who die
 (This is awful)
 Beware of the pennies on your eyes
 'Cause I'm the taxman, yes, I'm the taxman
 And you're working for me and no one but me
 The taxman is rough
 He come and get you any time he wanna
 Do you believe he come and get your old lady?
 That taxman is a blip
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