I had gay sex with god (it could've gone better)

I saw God in a Trader Joe's
 Buying organic blueberries
 Prettiest man I'd ever seen
 Kissed me in the parking lot
 One hand holding dried apricots
 I think my teeth are gonna rot
 Nothing ever stays in my head through the day
 It's sunset, when did I wake up?
 I spent all of last night in God's bed
 Mom, please, don't get upset
 'Cause now I'll be immortalized
 I'll be immortalized
 I think he knew that I was scared
 I was shaking but he didn't care
 Lips sliding open in a prayer
 And now God won't return my texts
 I guess he was only out for sex
 As close to heaven as I'll get
 Nothing ever stays in my mind through the day
 It's sunrise, when did I wake up?
 I spent all of last night in God's bed
 Mom, please, don't get upset
 'Cause now I'll be immortalized
 Didn't want to be forgotten
 So, I had gay sex with God and it could've gone better
 Second-cumming in a bathroom stall
 But now, God won't return my calls, wrote him a love letter
 It went like
 Nothing ever stays
 In my head through the day
 It's sunset, when did I wake up?
 I spent all of last night in God's bed
 Mom, please, don't get upset
 'Cause now I'll be immortalized
 I'll be immortalized
 Amen, ah, men
 Amen, ah, men
 Amen, ah, men
 Amen, ah, men
 Amen, ah, men
 Amen, ah, men
 I'll be immortalized