Well Done

Dis one's fi all di politician dem
 Accurate, immaculate
 Eena yuh face dem a smile up
 Behind yuh back a money dem a pile up
 Try fi staat yuh business an dem quick fi spoil up
 Hey
 Well done, well done, Mr. Politician man
 Yu dun ah wonderful job a tear dung wi country, demolition man
 Well done, well done, Mr. Politician man (I hope yu happy)
 Yu dun such ah great job sellin out wi country wid yuh business plan
 Well yu fi get a round of applause, fi all di work yu doin
 Decisions weh yu mek weh lef di country eena ruins yow
 Strictly personal gain yuh pursuin
 So di tax rates higher dan di planes weh yuh flew in
 (Dem gone) fi go mek you deal wid di IMF
 Now wi nuh hav nuh bauxite nor nuh sugar cane leff
 Di hotels an di beaches, di Spanish dem go screechie
 Mi nuh kno o all yu dweet but all mi haffi seh is
 Well done, well done, Mr. Politician man (I must congratulate you)
 Yu dun ah wonderful job a tear dung wi country, demolition man
 Well done, well done, Mr. Politician man
 Yu dun such ah great job sellin out wi country wid yuh business plan (a wah kind a plan?)
 Wich is tuh kip poverty an unemployment on di rise
 Corruption an not tuh mention di lies
 Elections a wen di tension arise
 So you buy wi Kentucky, not tuh mention di fries
 Anyting fi secure yuh votes
 An den yu rob di people fi secure yuh boat
 Fi go a Goat island weh di Chinese own
 Di whole Jamaica is ah Chinese loan
 Mi tell yu well done, well done, Mr. Politician man
 Yu dun ah wonderful job a tear dung wi country, demolition man
 Well done, well done, Ms. Politician lady
 Yu dun such ah great job sellin out wi country an yu still nuh pay wi
 But still eff inflation was ah test yu wudda get A+
 So wen mi mek di US di exchange rate buck
 For the dollar gettin weaker an di solar light bill it wudda cheaper
 But a JPS yu prefer kip yah
 Ebenezer, so yu Scrooge pon di ghetto people
 Weh yuh starve an evri year yu buy ah better vehicle
 Di tings yu do a beat wi bad
 But still yu manage fi kip yuh job
 So mi a tell yu well done, well done, Mr. Politician man (tek wi money an yu gaan)
 Yu dun ah wonderful job a tear dung wi country, demolition man
 Well done, well done, Ms. Politician lady (why you a gwaan so?)
 Yu dun such ah great job sellin out wi country, comeen like Humpty Dumpty now
 Congratulate dem, enuh
 Yeh man, giv tanks fi di effort, enuh
 Yah man, a nuff tings unno a gwaan wid enuh
 But di youths dem si it still suh wi giv tanks
 Yah man, Gongzilla
 Kabaka P, accurate!