The Nighttrain - Original

Badlees, The
 The Unfortunate Result Of Spare Time
 The Unfunny
 Just be clever for clever's sake, starin' at the ceiling into shadow-fakes
 The circle-smokes in the ladies room only got you as far as the roles assumed
 A glimpse of the perfect crime is just a reverie away
 Whadaya say we hang there a while for expediency's sake?
 And fantasize the great demise of the unfunny
 Cut and dry, we'll bid good-bye to the unfunny
 Their personality inspires like a five pound bag of fertilizer
 Like living in a house with fifteen cats, you're unaware of the stench when a line goes flat
 A glimpse of the perfect crime is just a reverie away
 Whadaya say we hang there a while for expediency's sake?
 And fantasize the great demise of the unfunny
 Set 'em up, we'll drink a cup to the unfunny