Sober as a Drunk

I'm as sober as a drunk
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 I don't think about you, baby
 I don't really miss you at all
 I don't sit back and wonder if or if it isn't my fault, no
 I don't lie awake at night rewindin' your goodbyes
 Come to think about it, I'm better off
 I'm as sober as a drunk
 I'm as high as rock bottom
 Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar
 Hopin' you walk in
 My mind is clear as a cloud
 I'm as happy as a teardrop
 Rollin' off my cheek into my drink
 Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
 I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa, oh, oh
 If I called you 12 times last night, it was an accident
 I was really tryin' to hit the next number on my favorites list
 I didn't buy a bunch of shots for your friends
 And talk a lot about how I want you back again
 I'm as sober as a drunk
 I'm as high as rock bottom
 Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar
 Hopin' you walk in
 My mind is clear as a cloud
 I'm as happy as a teardrop
 Rollin' off my cheek into my drink
 Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
 I'm as sober as a drunk
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 I'm as sobеr as a drunk
 I'm as high as rock bottom
 As free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar
 Hopin' you walk in
 My mind is clear as a cloud
 I'm as happy as a tеardrop
 Rollin' off my cheek into my drink
 Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
 Rollin' off my cheek into my drink
 Whenever I think about you and somebody new in love
 I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa, oh, oh
 I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa, oh, oh
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 I don't think about you, baby
 I don't really miss you at all