The Perfect Nanny

Wanted: A nanny for two adorable children
 If you want this choice position
 Have a cheery disposition
 Rosy cheeks, no warts!
 Play games, all sort
 You must be kind, you must be witty
 Very sweet and fairly pretty
 Take us on outings, give us treats
 Sing songs, bring sweets
 Never be cross or cruel
 Never give us castor oil or gruel
 Love us as a son and daughter
 And never smell of barley water
 (I put that in, too)
 If you won't scold and dominate us
 We will never give you cause to hate us
 We won't hide your spectacles
 So you can't see
 Put toads in your bed
 Or pepper in your tea
 Hurry, Nanny!
 Many thanks
 Sincerely
 Jane and Michael Banks