No Flex Zone (Remix)

I'm jubilant with a stupid grin
 Which screw's loose where do you begin?
 I call my dude and I tell him what room I'm in then moon him
 From the window of the looney bin
 He's fuming, cause I'm really being rude again
 I ruin my connection to my human kin
 And so I'm movin' him to the kennel
 Settle down with the goof troop
 Snoop, and it's juice and gin
 Took my Tylenol
 And took a violent fall
 When I tried to crawl
 Up the asylum wall
 Watsky sippin' Carlo Rossi
 All the foxy ladies, I can drunk dial 'em all
 Because I can be in seventeen places at once
 While seventeen me's puff a hundred seventy blunts
 And while I'm chefin' in DC with Eric Holder
 I'm sharing marijuana with the mayor of Boulder
 Colorado, but the air is colder
 When I'm in the south pole, where the bears are polar
 I crap on the critics who deny my place
 Then wipe my ass with the fabric of time and space
 No flex zone, no flex zone
 They know better, they know better
 No flex zone, no flex zone
 They know better, they know better
 I know, the city, it be full of crap
 Plastic pretty women, hear my knuckles crack
 Out on Hollywood Boulevard poppin' those silicone humps
 Like it was a roll of bubble wrap
 I keep my fingernails sharp, and my mind too
 If a dog's gonna bark, then I'll find you
 But if you scratchin' on the bark of the wrong tree
 And I reach you then I'll eat you, I'm hungry
 Cause I don't care if you're a sex machine
 Little man, move along to the next vagine
 I could slide up in the west and I blessed the scene, the queen
 Here to flex on the next regime, my team
 Is impeccable, wrecking every consecutive sucker
 That wanna step up and knock us off the pedestal
 You're pitiful, lookin' just like the next goon
 Put 'em all on a rocket to Neptune
 No flex zone, no flex zone
 They know better, they know better
 No flex zone, no flex zone
 They know better, they know better
 Roll up to attend our bash
 And you get whiplash like a ten car crash
 With Kim Kardashian's ass, get a flash
 Passenger side of the Jaguar's dash
 I come through late like Dre with Detox
 If these elite jocks, I'll say we're ewoks
 Chumps with wee cocks, pull up your knee socks
 Then pump your Reeboks, then jump the tree tops
 Skin tone fair, syndrome rare
 The peasant is unpleasant but the king don't care
 Let them all call like my ringtone blare
 While the beat bump, bump like a ingrown hair
 Bump, bump like a ingrown, bump like a ingrown
 Bump, bump, bump like a ingrown hair
 Cut through the jungle in the middle of nowhere
 I'm steady with my machete, I'm ready to go there
 I be rubbin' my nipples, givin' the public a sample
 Of my ridiculous and jiggly bubbly personality
 Hit 'em with the fatality, lickety-split
 A lot of petty people, they don't get the simplest shit
 They don't mean diddly squat, do they? Now riddle me that
 We be the pitbulls, nibble on these kittens and cats
 Eat 'em like Kibbles 'n Bits, leavin' them stiff on their back
 Give them a wag of the finger, never a tip of the cap
 We be the pick of the litter, keepin' it mentally locked
 I got a lot of opinions, more than a centipede's socks
 And I open up the door when my enemy knocks
 They're gonna be checkin' me, they're gonna be in the penalty box
 Lookin' a bit like a hockey player with a messed-up enamel
 And I be clickin' the button for the Discovery Channel
 Until I'm kickin' the bucket, so kiss my butt, I'm an animal
 And I get more hump than a couple of camels