Mr. Moon

One day
 The moon got tired of being
 Up in the sky
 He wandered
 Down through the starlight
 And landed on the oceanside
 And he smiled while
 He jumped in the water
 And laughed about
 As he danced in the sand
 He put on
 His swim trunks and snorkel
 And guess what
 Mr. Moon swam
 Did I tell you
 That moonbeams are heavy?
 And therefore
 Mr. Moon sank
 He fell down
 Through the seawalls of seaweed
 And landed
 At the bottom of a tank
 And he sat there
 With the starfish and jellyfish
 And laughed about
 The sharks and the whales
 They drank lots
 Of Miller Lights and Heinekens
 And laughed about
 All of their tales
 Oh, Mr. Moon
 The stars are shining for you in the night sky
 Please come home
 Oh, Mr. Moon
 The sun is shining for you until it goes away
 And then it's dark
 And then it's dark
 And then it's dark