Touch Fluffy Tail

Pick up my sword it's time to do business
 Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this
 When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees
 Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil
 (Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil
 Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please
 Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate
 Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate
 Put in my place but I'll break out once again
 All these encounters may just leave me scarred
 And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard
 Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend
 I don't give a damn, not an iota
 Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota
 I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
 I will prevail
 Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
 I'm in love
 Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
 Only one thing left to do
 Touch Fluffy Tail
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 Lately I know I'm going so crazy
 Never thought goodness would be so hazy
 Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught
 But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this
 Gotta get out and get back to business
 Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought
 I don't give a damn, not an iota
 Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota
 I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
 I will prevail
 Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
 I'm in love
 Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
 Only one thing left to do
 Touch Fluffy Tail
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 We'll see the light of day again my dear
 Let's go on an adventure
 The heavens frown upon us on this day
 But I've still got my quota
 Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota
 I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
 I will prevail
 Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
 I'm in love
 Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
 Only one thing left to do
 Touch Fluffy Tail
 (Oooooo)
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 I'm in love
 Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
 Only one thing left to do
 Touch Fluffy Tail