Contagious

Hey, cutie
 I found your profile online
 You said you wanted someone with a brain
 Hey, that's me
 So we got to talking right away
 I got excited when you said that you would eat me ou-
 Wait! That's my arm
 What are you doing?
 When I mentioned S&M, this is not what I meant
 You're so cute
 In a dumb and always hungry sorta way
 You're kinda mute
 But baby, I know what you're tryna say
 My friends, they stay away 'cause
 You're probably contagious
 And sure you like eating guts but I'm distracted because
 The way you moan my name is driving me insane
 How mad would my mom be if she knew I was dating a...
 Zip up your coat, let's go dancing
 Oh, that's right you... Lost your leg in a fight
 Just wondering,
 Does this fight have anything to do with that weird virus outbreak from last week I
 Heard that people were getting brutally murdered and I thought maybe... No?
 Okay!
 But while we're still on the subject
 Lately you've been smelling pretty bad
 And also,
 Will you please stop biting my arm? Jeez
 You're the most handsy date I've ever had
 You're so cute
 In a clumsy and violent sorta way
 So why are people so rude?
 It's not your fault your skin's kinda grey
 But they all still stay away 'cause
 You're probably contagious
 And sure you like eating guts but I'm distracted because
 The way you moan my name is driving me insane
 How mad would my mom be if she knew I was dating...
 Another fight tonight, I think that I'm feeling weak
 I've given so much of me
 So many literally pieces of me
 Literally
 My friends stay away 'cause
 You're probably contagious
 But that's outrageous
 I think that they just
 Can't see how lovely you are, how you've devoured my heart
 The way you moan my name is driving me insane
 How mad would my mom be if she knew I was dating a
 Zombie, yeah
 I'm dating a zombie
 This might actually change things, I didn't realize this until now
 I'm dating a zombie